- …there’s an unmarked jar or dish of mystery substance in every room of your house. They’re all coconut oil.
…there’s an unmarked jar or dish of mystery substance in every room of your house. They’re all coconut oil.
I have literally never loved my dog so much as when I see her come running to lick up baby barf that has puddled on the floor. And my arm. And the baby’s arm, and his shirt, and his face. He likes it, I swear.
Well folks, we made it through the first four months. It hasn’t been too bad! It’s actually been pretty great. I always feel like I’m tempting fate when I talk about how well things are going, how easy going my baby is, how well he
sleeps used to sleep, and how generally manageable this whole baby/motherhood thing has been so far. But we’ve had our challenges, and I’ve definitely learned a few things since my last collection of Essential Mom Skills.
…you have ever pondered the long term effects of so much Beyonce in first months of life.
If you have eaten an uninterrupted meal in the last month, it is unlikely but not impossible that you are a mom.