The new date night

Just us! Can you believe it?

Date night prep before baby: spending hours assembling cute outfit, uncomfortable shoes, fancy hairdo, actual makeup, shaving all the usual things and then some.

After baby: “Smell my leg. Do these pants smell like baby poop?”

Date night conversation before baby: work gossip, current music, art, movies, and culture in general because we used to know about things that were going on, hip new restaurants, etc.

After baby: “Can you believe we’re here without him? Don’t you miss him? Look at this picture I took of him earlier.”

Date night ending before baby: drinking a little too much, making out somewhere a little too public, stumbling home a little too late, blah blah blah.

After baby: “My mom just texted: ‘so much for date night.’ Check please!”


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